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The Korra Comic will continue, I just wanted to take a short break from it, so I can play around with my new Tablet. I finished Uncharted 2 for the first time yesterday and was very impressed by it, the gameplay, the story, the graphics, the characters, just the overall style of the game was so perfect in a way.

Im not sure if I should do a very short comic strip based on these 2 girls or If I should continue with the Korra comic right away, if the demand is high enough I will end up doing a short 1 page sex scene, ill let you decide, let me know.

Any chance of adding another series that is more blood and guts and less porn? You can finish the Korra comic later, this comic is pretty good i love Elena and Chloe and i like your draws.

Are you planning on making one? I recently have received Saints Row 3, once i get to play it and like a character stocking porn movies never know uncharted porn will happen. Here, take this link as a token of appreciation small breast porn such a good page.

Uncharted porn you like it, Shad, uncharted porn. Love the style of this one, and these two lovely ladies look absolutely gorgeous together. I think a little one on one with them would be amazing. I wholeheartedly support a short Uncharted XXX break, uncharted porn, if only because there is a criminal shortage of such material on the internet.

XD i prefer mine shaved. Shad thank you for contributing to society by making natural women! They are going to die, becase you know… as soon as you turn 18 best cleavage porn get some kind of immunity to naked people and pornography.

Even before the censors got lifted the content here was Mature. Damnthats by far the best art I have ever seen from you man I hope you continue to draw like that, uncharted porn. Wow shad… this page is actually your most detailed art in my opinion, uncharted porn. I know it would be very very well recieved. Why not just merge shadbase with shagbase?

You only have to manage one site instead of two. There should uncharted porn dicks on dudes having their way with these hot examples of fine women, though. This is pure sex, this pic! I like me some fit, sweaty women with steamy vagoos. Hmmm… You know Shad, so far, this is the best drawing you have ever met. I like the style. Keep it up, man. I definately will, uncharted porn, if anything this would be a really short break, whatever goes down, the Korra comic will be completed.

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Skyrim and the Grey Wardens with a female Dhovakin. Somewhere little Grey Wardens have to come from. I think you should just discontinue the korra comic for this uncharted one, ever since I first played among thieves I wanted to see chloe and elena. Have you ever heard or seen Muv-Luv Alternative: The girls in it are fucking hot. Especially in their suits.

They kinda show you glimpses of the girls getting eaten. I would love to see another page of these two before going back to Uncharted porn but i beg you, please no futa. Not as hot as I imagined, you CAN fix it right?

Yeah, thats a good idea. Would love to see a comic of this style after. Korra or uncharted, just please make it look as good as this. I like to think Chloe actually has a package, she brazillian fart porn kind of like a ladyboy, a very sexy ladyboy, uncharted porn. You and those Blue and White stripped panties. I think you should finish up the Korra one, and once you have posted all of that, post the Uncharted one.

I want to see an angle of Pema that really excites me. Korra was started first so you uncharted porn definitely complete it. Breaking up the action feels weird, like a commercial. This is cool too, though. You uncharted porn to be pretty busy recently so if this is taking a break for you, then by all means go ahead and relax if you need to.

Have a great time with your new tablet, Shad! I love the Korra comic but I would love to see some Uncharted girlxgirl action! Please and thank you! I have been waiting for someone to do an Uncharted Comic! Hope you do end up doing it, uncharted porn, although both comics are awesome. Yes you should do a lesbo comic with these two but I believe you should finish the Korra comic first. This looks great Shad, it seems as though your new pad and you are getting along nicely.

As for the comic, I would like to see these two being raped by the Tree of Life guardians, that or both girls pleasuring Sully, I think the old guy deserves it. I can just tell this will be a just amazing comic. Uncharted 3 is fantastic as far as the fight scenes, weaponry and graphics are concerned, but the story lacks in my opinion, and the adventure is too convoluted.

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